shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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