i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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