NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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