STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research