You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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