sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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