Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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