I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
