Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Its about making memories worth repressing
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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