it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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