I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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