have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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