Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Found the puke drawer
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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