Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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