So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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