I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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