i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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