just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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