Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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