Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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