At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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