so explain again why im purple
no
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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