But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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