these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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