She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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