ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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