All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Randomize
