in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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