I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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