The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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