Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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