That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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