I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We need to rekindle our bromance
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it