You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.