This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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