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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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