it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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