with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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