The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Randomize
