So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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