Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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