Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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