i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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