You're so nebulous sometimes
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
