I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
only you would photoshop your dick
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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