Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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