i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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