I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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