is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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