All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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