Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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