Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
tell me about the fingering
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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