Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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