i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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