There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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