your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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