Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
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I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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