I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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